My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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