Having a random hookup so left but love u
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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