I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
