One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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