Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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