those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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