how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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