That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Randomize
