Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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