Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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