Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
So much rum. So many feels.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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