Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
My vagina just recognized that song.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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