piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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