Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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