i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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