what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
BRING THE BAGELS
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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