Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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