Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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