your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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