Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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