I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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