she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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