he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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