If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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