My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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