I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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