i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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