I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I think people are normalizing furries
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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