i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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