I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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