Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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