Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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