This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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