so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Randomize
