Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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