The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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