Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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