okay pat passed out under dana's car
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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