i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
tell me about the fingering
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