I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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