Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just googled if crying burns calories
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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