ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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