dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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