Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
as a side note pls kill me
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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