I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize
