How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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