she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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