Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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