i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
