just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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